Hey all!
The Muppets is out today! I saw it at a midnight screening and loved it! You will too! And to get you ready for all the movie fun here is a Test to see what Muppet you are! Happy Muppets day!
Question 1: What do your co-workers often find in your e-mails?
A)Ā Ā Ā Hi ho! A simple and friendly greeting.
B)Ā Ā Ā A joke. They may not need it, but theyāre going to read it!
C)Ā Ā Ā A demand, a self-flattering remark, and a reference to yourself in the third person.
D)Ā Ā Ā LOTS!! OF CAPITAL!!! LETTERS! AND EXCLAMATION!! POINTS!!
E)Ā Ā Ā An insult.
Question 2: Itās Friday night! What are you up to?
A)Ā Ā Ā Getting together with friends. (Hoping, just this once, they donāt get too out of hand.)
B)Ā Ā Ā Knock-knocking on the comedy clubās door.
C)Ā Ā Ā Making a scene, with a paparazzi entourage.
D)Ā Ā Ā DRUMS! ROCK AND ROLL!ā¦.BUNNIES!
E)Ā Ā Ā In the balcony, hurling overripe produce.
Ā Question 3: What brightens your day?
A)Ā Ā Ā When you can get your friends to agree on something.
B)Ā Ā Ā When someone laughs at your joke!
C)Ā Ā Ā A mirror.
D)Ā Ā Ā NOISE!
E)Ā Ā Ā Getting annoyed at bright days.
Question 4: How many Facebook friends do you have?
A)Ā Ā Ā You like to hang out with your friends in person. Youāre not so sure about this Facebook thing.
B)Ā Ā Ā Well, if you count the guy who likes your weekly Funny Friday posts. (Kermit, is that you?)
C)Ā Ā Ā They donāt have numbers that go that high, sweetie.
D)Ā Ā Ā LOTS!
E)Ā Ā Ā One. (Sits next to you.)
Question 5:Ā What is your favorite color?
A)Ā Ā Ā Swamp green
B)Ā Ā Ā Custard Pie White
C)Ā Ā Ā Pink is the perfect color. But gold and diamonds are close.
D)Ā Ā Ā Any color, as long as itāsā¦ LOUD!
E)Ā Ā Ā Red. As in āafter we watched that last act, weāre seeing red!
Question 6: Which film is the diamond of your DVD collection?
A)Ā Ā Ā Disneyās āThe Muppetsā (Even if You Say So Yourself)
B)Ā Ā Ā āA Funny Thing Happened On the Way To This Questionā
C)Ā Ā Ā āBreakfast (Lunch and Dinner) at Tiffanyāsā
D)Ā Ā Ā āRock & Roll High School!ā
E)Ā Ā Ā Whatās a DVD?
Question 7: If you could switch lives with anybody for one day, who would it be?
A)Ā Ā Ā Prince William. What you would give for a kiss from Kate! (And great security from lurking pigs.)
B)Ā Ā Ā Jason Segel. A funny man. People actually laugh at his jokes.
C)Ā Ā Ā Yourself. (By the way, most A-list actresses pick you in response to this question.)
D)Ā Ā Ā Keith Richards.
E)Ā Ā Ā Don Rickles
Now count up all of your answers for each letter.
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Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā If you got the mostĀ As,Ā youāreĀ KERMIT!Ā Youāre loyal, professional and humble. Your friends mean the world to you ā even if they sometimes drive you crazy.
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Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā If you got the mostĀ Bs, youāreĀ FOZZIE BEAR!Ā You live to make others laugh. Or chuckle. Or at least chortle and maybe smile a little.
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Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā If you got the mostĀ Cs, youāreĀ MISS PIGGY!Ā You are self-confident A diva who is not afraid to shine. You enjoy being admired. Actually, you demand it!
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Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā If you got the mostĀ Ds, youāreĀ ANIMAL!Ā You live for Rock & Roll, big loud parties and bigger louder drums. Youāre also fond of bunny rabbits.
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Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā If you got the mostĀ Es, youāreĀ STATLER AND WALDORF, those two old hecklers in the balcony.Ā You have strong opinions which you share at every opportunity.
I’m a Miss Piggy! What Are you?
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